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“In my defense, I have nothing to back up the beginning of this sentence. ” – Peter Grffith

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA derp

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The ice is forming on Lake Louise.

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A THOUGHT FOR TODAY: No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power. -P.J. O’Rourke, writer (b. 1947)

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Exchange “playwright” for “artist”: “I couldn’t call myself a tailor if I’d made six suits. I don’t do anything until it shows up, and when it shows up I’m a playwright and in between I’m not. And the extent to which I’m not, in between, is ridiculous.” -Jez Butterworth

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Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings… Pavlov gasps, “Oh crap, I forgot to feed the dogs.”

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Must be a pic of me. Yeh, that’s the ticket.

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I prefer Coke, but Malbec will do.

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No room service =

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